dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
The world is my kaleidiscope. I see whatever the alcohol wants me to.
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.
I smell like hot dogs and captain morgan it's 11:20 am what is my life
I deleted all traces of him from my phone
even the dick picks he sent you?
no are you nuts? saved that shit to my camera roll
I'm surronded by jorts. You're probably too drunk to care. I'm gonna cry now. Love you.
Dude it's 6 am and you just invited me to a hotel with a shit ton of coke. Best morning ever
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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