I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
Haha you were definitely messed up. Let me know if you need anything
Could really use a time machine and a higher self esteem, in that order
True. On an unrelated note I helped post bail for both of our ex girlfriends last night. Russian roulette: guess which one is pregnant?
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
Although now I have "number of cheese slices" as a unit of boob measurement in my head.
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
I solemnly swear to help bail you out of jail when you throw a dildo at a politician.
In my defense I didn't know there was concrete on the other side of that fence when I tossed him over it.
You're both fucking idiots and this is why I should never let you two drink alone.
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