I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
Note to self. Condoms are not microwavable.
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
it felt like the flash was giving me a handjob
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
My favorite part was walking in the bathroom, you fixing yourself in the mirror, calling your reflection a fag, then throwing a haymaker into the paper towel dispenser before going back out to the bar.
I'm masturbating to football. This is why I get guys and you don't
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
Also: how drunk is your brother? He just left me a message as batman.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
Love waking up to a new contact named “Pizza” btw
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
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