Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
Thanks for making breakfast. I usually have cereal and coffee...but i think margaritas and turkey sandwiches could catch on.
I'm sitting at my desk looking through our payroll system photos to find my next boyfriend. Abuse of power or awesome?
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
I just want a teacup pet pig so I can take him to parties with me and never have to walk home alone again.
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
Eye drops are like seatbelts of being high. Think about it
Can't trust a bar that doesn't have fireball
we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
I’m drunk and naked and looking for my charger - title of my autobiography.
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
Randomize
