17 year olds will be the death of me.
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
So do you want to hear how I got the hickey first, or how I got the black eye?
I woke up to realize my keys were on the front porch. Also so was I. So close yet so far
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
What I've learned from glowsticks: glowing things are not safe to eat
Just go read my twitter... There's a play by play. It starts with a penis pump
I got a blow torch for Christmas. You are now permitted to be afraid.
MAGGIE IS ON MY COUCH PETTING AN HONEST TO CHRIST ARMADILLO AND SOBBING INTO HOT CHOCHOLATE. WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO TO HER.
I think the God that I only kind of believe in, definitely hates me.
Drugs and unwanted pregnancies are the only things that I'm good at. College comes in at a close third.
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
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