we were just talking about designated drivers and i suggested we each hire a mexican day laborer to give us piggy back rides... i have the best ideas eveeer
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
He came on my chest. Sat back and said "hey it sorta looks like lake michigan!" kill me now...
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
If I come over right now will you promise to distract your grandpa in the morning so I don't have to do the walk if shame with 1940's style judgement?
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
about 90% sure I fell off a roof. It hurts BAD. Don't suppose you're still in town?
yup haha I infact DID fall off a roof. Want some bomb ass omlettes?
We should discuss this later when sobriety has returned. Right now he's just like a distant cousin.
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
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