I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
She's coming to town, taking me to a Suns Game, wants Anal, and knows we're not going to date, I imagine this is what heaven is like
It was like getting head from an anaconda
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
I'm sitting in the corner at the bar with a poolstick in case a brawl breaks out. Some crazy shit is going down and I'm trying to show my feathers like a horny peacock.
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
He says he won't get serious until he screws an Asian and a virgin. I should just place an ad on Craig's List
Wanted: female 18-24 of Asian or partial Asian descent to fuck my ginger boyfriend. Must be willing and able to fake virginity. No emotional connection needed, just sex, just once. Further contact post sex not needed (or particularly desired)
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
Bold words for someone NOT on a unicycle
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