idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
It was 5 a.m. and we found him making margaritas with nyquil...
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
Or maybe my penis is just the key to their locked boxes of crazy, and I unleash their wrath upon all of mankind just so I can get my nut off
But once you explained how to fill cupcakes with semen I realize you were harmless and right on my level.
Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
When I walked out of the bathroom and you were literally dancing, you looked at me and said 'this is how I dance'. And then continued.
The night got way more interesting after Jimmy started doing summersaults in front of the bar.
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