I heard we made out
At a place where you lie naked on a big pile of pillows and they feed you lobster. You eat it with your bare hands.
you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
I am actually insulted by the long string of ugly, fat girls he hooked up with after me.
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
I mean you can't really blame him. He's named after whiskey and I don't get along with pants.
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
Driving home this morning in my minion costume makes me rethink the 0 tint on my windows.
I just woke up naked next to a GetGo sandwich and I can hear my cats are eating my combos. So that's my life.
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
Randomize
