Whenever I'm sad I just imagine if babies were born with mustaches...
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
4 words: hood of his car
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
It's really too bad Cosmo doesn't have "What To Do When You've Drunkenly Sucked His Dick and He Doesn't Text You Back" article.
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
Every time she shows up on my newsfeed, I get the taste of tequila in my mouth.
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
Because of you I'm damaged goods. I'm a fucking soup can and you dropped me.
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