That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
I tried calming him down but his eyes are rolling to the back of his head and he's yelling "COMA WEED!"
I'm concerned you might be passed out on a random rooftop right now. Not concerned enough to do anything about it. Hope you're alive. Goodnight.
I left you pizza on the porch. I didn't want to wake you, if you were passed out on the bathroom floor again. Sorry if it's cold.
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
You're either a hooker or Beyonce. Beyonce is abnormally good at doing everything in heels
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
Your exhaustion is probably due to your rampant sexual urges and the fact that you live the same life as a raccoon.
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
Yeah because the only thing stopping you from fucking Emma Watson is you not being a Gryffindor
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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