afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
Dude just texted me asking if I could drive 45 mins for a quickie dude use your hand
As a gentleman, I asked her if she was sure and she just whispered "wreck me" in my ear. I took that as a green light.
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
I say I'm working from home on conference call days, but really I just mute the phone, put that shit on speaker so I can hear what's going on, and let Marcus fuck my brains out.
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
I’m not sure she knows my name. She introduced me as “the fuck toy”
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