You surviving the open bar?
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I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
We were dancing and she was clawing my stomach like a fat kid getting to a half broken pinata.
Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them
Well he was mad because I chose tequila over him. He obviously doesn't understand that he will always be second to my first true love.
It's not my fault you decided to fall in love with a Frodo Baggins lookalike
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
You know its awkward when your mom walks in on you and your boyfriend yelling surprise....I was scared into an orgasm
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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