mark looks like s**t tonight! thank da lawd we broke up!
it's mark...i'm guessing you didn't mean to send that to me...
Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
I hate it when you make eye contact with someone bcs you are about to make fun of them and they take it as a hint to come hit on you.
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
The UPD just told me that he was going to call the cops if i try to run. you owe me 5 dollars, i told u they arn't real cops
You fell asleep with your fingers in my vagina. You made this a relationship.
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
Well, if you're getting/have gotten your dick sucked, you're welcome. If not, I tried. Step up your game, pussy. I pulled a MacGuyver and got mine. No excuses bro.
All I want is a wedding with a dress and a veil and where I can go and my cat can go.
My fart just smelled like the inside of white castle, I mean spot on, no difference whatsoever.
You kept calling yourself a spider monkey... Then ran to the bathroom to "prepare for the main event"
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