**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I'm eating my dinosaur chicken nuggets in the order they would die in the food chain.
i got really high and listened to the spongebob squarepants theme song and, i swear to god, it was in german.
Thank God for cruise control and the Starbucks cup I had to puke in.
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
That point of drunk where you're in a bar bathroom and you're like "F*ck you bra! I'm not taking your sh*t anymore! and you take it off and throw it in a trashcan.
After closing we did it on every flat surface in the bar. Best use a coaster if you're coming to happy hour today.
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
Fyi - we're going to be eating those sandwiches in bed when you get home.
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
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