I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
did that guy on the oscars really just tell me to text a dolphin?
went thru the pain of a Brazilian and he's passed the fuck out while i eat Doritos and watch tbs. fuck married life i want out
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
I'm surprised I haven't crapped out a leprechaun, I'm so hungover
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
are you just sitting in your hotel room drinking popsicle vodka?
.....well anything sounds bad when you say it like THAT
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
I'm too depressed to masturbate. This election is the worst.
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
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