DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
i feel like i was in a swimming pool of captain and coke and had to drink my way out
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
I mean it was his birthday. How was I supposed to tell him he could not wear a sombrero while we bang.
My house smells like bleach. Also, I do not feel bad about all the stuff I stole from the hospital while I was there.
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
Is it weird that the girl I'm fucking just wished me luck on my date tonight?
look, bitch. one day when everyone i care about deserts me for my severe moral depravity, you're going to be the only one i have.
i can't wait.
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