Wow.. I was doing a mental check of my bank balance & I literally just said to myself: 'I have 27 dollars and a bottle of tequila til tuesday-ill be fine'
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
I love having a boyfriend. I just ate pancakes with regular syrup and chocolate syrup, I havent shaved my legs in a week, and Im still going to get laid tonight.
fuck. you.
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
I think "banned from Amtrak due to excessive projectile vomiting" would sum up the evening quite nicely.
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
I would personally love to see the surveillance video of me throwing my stuff inside, peeing on the sidewalk, then crying hysterically when I realized I locked myself out. Again.
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
my whole wardrobe smells like substance abuse
Got home & pissed on my moms carpet like a bear in the woods. I woke up to a picture message with me passed out on the floor with my pants down & hands covering my face. I've had an awkward week
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
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