I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
before i die, we are going to oregon and playing oregon trails for real. like putting things in a hat & people will pull out whether they live or die. and they die of fun things like typhoid, dysentary, or hunting accident.
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
Blacked out, Had to be carried out of the bar again by two large black bouncers. Asked them to be my "boo thangz" Again.
If they weren't representing Obama and the White House, they definitely would've punched me in the face.
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
Mom kept me on a leash as a kid, did you know this?
When she went in the beer store I got to hold it.
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
Don’t worry I was with my ex husband for 10 years and he could never remember the year I was born, when our dating anniversary was or what year I graduated high school. But I still know that mother fuckers SSN lol
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
I dropped my slice of pineapple on the kitchen floor and was just staring at it about to cry. It was really good pineapple.
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