You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
i knew it was time to leave when he woke me up only wearing pooh bear oven mitts and holding a plate of thank you pancakes
I mean what are real friends for if they won't hold down your wedding dress to allow for a keg stand
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
Nothing like a $37 iTunes bill. Jesus Christ do you know how many $2 beer/shot specials that is??? The answer is 16. 16 beer/shot specials.
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
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