her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
when your 30 and im 37 and we're lonely and single, lets make a pact to murder each other.
somehow attending a funeral viewing turned into me snorting cocaine in the bathroom and drawing ninja turtles for children
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
She told me she loves wine, but hates the mud butt the next day. Dude, way to much info on a second date.
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
Have you ever seen death before? Bc it's me right now in yesterday's clothes.
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
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