I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
i feel like my life has become an afroman song and idk whether i should be sad about that or not
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
you threw up in the bushes next to the ABC store and kept saying "you're home, blueberry vodka, you're home!"
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
Im gonna take a shit then figure out how to be better at basketball
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
I swear you won't find cereal in your washer machine again.
You're at a grade school volley ball game with a yeti of tequila. You've passed extra
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
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