I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
This unplanned pregnancy thing is really taking all the fun out of football season.
the guy at the pet shop just had an eye seizure while looking at my chest
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
Is "you left your socks here, please come get them" a good way of saying "come fuck me?"
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
i woke up with a shamrock tattoo on my wrist and a fat bruise on my hipbone. please tell me its not real.
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