i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
Just woke up from a dream where you lived in a gingerbread house on a snowy cliff by the sea. The dolphins were swimming away from a giant dust storm. You REALLY ought to smoke this before bed tonight.
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
For Halloween this year I'm going to paint myself in gold, wear a golden toga and sash saying " cunt goddess"
Send help, water and tortillas.
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
How is it that on the one day I'm just moving my car at 6:30 I get the walk of shame looks but when I come home at 9 am in a torn dress holding heels old ladies smile at me?
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
This time tomorrow I will be drunk and in a voodoo shop
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