super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
so i saw this homeless guy this morning yelling at a pay phone like chewbacca.
That's what you get for being in filth-adelphia.
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
He just asked for the blowjob I promised him 3 years ago that he'd get the next time Michigan beat Ohio State. Goddamnit.
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
Don't send me nudes asking me to come fuck you on lunch break then send me a video of kids you're babysitting.
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
COCAINE IS GR8
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
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