You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
You left half a beer on someones car and claimed it was a second day of hanakuh gift
I'm sitting on the patient chair, waiting for my vagina to be violated & "i don't want to miss a thing" has been playing on repeat. WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME.
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
My shirt is ruined. If I ever get the idea of doing a tequila shot through my nose ever again, shoot me.
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
The liquor store guy just accused me of buying alcohol of minors due to how many bottles I got. The guy should be used to this from me.
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
We woke up in the room with a hamburger patty on the bed side table, one bun across the room, and the other bun under my pillow. Still don't know who ordered room service.
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
I can't wait till they start promoting the testiciplasty. Turn those old prunes into fresh tight kiwis!
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
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