I specifically asked you not to be slutty tonight.
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
I got called a drunken housewife today in class. I'm proud, not many people can say they've achieved their life goals like I have by the time they turn 20
ALSO, bringing a stapler to the bar is a good idea
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
