You stood up and started yelling"Free blow jobs!" because you thought people would like you more.
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business
My masturbation fantasy just had a wedding theme. I need new hobbies.
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
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