she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
How many more times can I say I need to get laid before you kill me?
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
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