What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
I just ran from Santa Claus in Kroger
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
Also. When I die, I'm gonna have them put me in the casket naked and then have an open casket funeral. That will be my last chance to make people uncomfortable.
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
I like that our conversation ended with "im gonna go get pregnant goodnight"
Let's just say that in a last ditch effort to avoid getting arrested I said to the cop "but I'm not even that drunk" and he proceeded to point out (in front of a crowd) that I had "fucking pissed my pants"
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
I just got home and spray-tanned my boyfriend. That's the side of relationships they don't tell you about...
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