you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
i gained so much weight this year, i put on my string bikini underwear and couldnt see the string anymore! i hate my life.
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
The guy in front of me in lecture is using a fifth of smirnoff as a water bottle.
Nevermind, it's not water.
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
I'm sure we could go all project runway on our diapers and create some flattering absorbent thongs. We could do it on the Boat. Call it project rumway.
Every now and then I'll meet one who is talented in the art of shower gymnast.
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
Randomize
