I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
thanks for singing to me while i puked last night
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
We need to do something soon. I need like 4,000 beers and a cigarette.
There's s woman at the corner of the bar dancing by herself in her seat and making eye contact with me. Please hurry.
Saw a girl outside my apartment shotgun a bud light, then a red bull, get in her Tahoe, and drive 4 people away. Gotta love thirsty Thursday.
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
I just almost puked & then I panicked and forced it back down because I thought I would be a waste of the apple turnover I ate.. I'm that hungover
Omg I can't even...
This is my punishment for trynna have a festive time with a stranger. I always forget you can't get weird with one night stands
and the oscar for 'most creative swearing' goes to you for 'jesus's bloody fucksticks'
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
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