Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
i was puking in the toilet, he walked in and to talk to me and started puking in the sink.. Could this be my perfect man??
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
hey dont come home for a while, moms drunk and is telling the story of 'how she met dad at that orgy' again
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
Yes. Yes. Double yes. I'll bring the tits. You bring the frosting.
I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
Surveying the reception hall and I'm fearing the worst possible thing that could ever happen...this might be a dry wedding.
.,.,you might have to leave
Still trying to figure out where I was when someone broke the lawn chair and put it in the bathroom.
I threw a beer bottle at the bartender and pissed myself. Somehow, I didn't get kicked out.
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
OMG I DIDNT READ THAT TEXT CAREFULLY CAUSE I'M ON THE DEVILS LETTUCE & I THREATENED TO PUNCH A CHILD OMG I'M SO SORRY
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