I told her it just looked small because my balls were gigantic. She bought it.
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
My mom asked me to donate my child hood stuffed animals to the poor then I realized I was hiding liquor behind them. I told her I was too attached to them. She understood. Wrong in so many ways.
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
Had a dream we were competing for tomatos.
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
It's totally a relationship. we have sex in other people's beds, watch mad men while high and get drunk on his teammates' beer. don't you dare stomp on my dreams with your societal judgments
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