Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
Friends don't let friends talk to people who live in Orlando. Sorry I've failed you.
Abreva sucks. I applied it as directed and now it looks like I fed the herpes. They're throwing a party on my bottom lip.
dinner is belligerent. she just poured the rest of the pitcher of margaritas into a take home box. people are staring.
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
I pretended I didn't remember seeing him hookup with that freshman, and he pretended he didn't remember seeing me hookup with that old guy. We have a beautiful and unawkward friendship.
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
You tripped over nothing.. everyone stopped what they were doing and stared..you stood up and yelled "you win this time gravity"..then started chugging someone's drink
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
Spent tonight painting strippers in camo.
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
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