I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
You totally narrated your dogs thoughts for 2 and a half hours last night, and I was enthralled. I didn't say one word, I just listened.
You dont remember anything at all? So you dont remember the shop down my road with the 'TO LET' sign over it? You were adamant that the 'I' had fallen off and that it used to say TOILET...so you took a shit right there in the doorway.
after we finished, she said she had been a backup performer for Cirque du Soleil. THAT flexible.
We just got really drunk and bought toilet paper. Successful Monday.
Is it bad when your hot neighbor is crying on her porch, and your 2nd thought is "maybe her boyfriend cheated on her and she'll want to fuck me for revenge sex?"
Perfectly normal.
She looked at me and said there is a 90% chance I am going to puke in the next 10 minutes. 10 minutes later she is in jack in the box throwing up. She has amazing timing.
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
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