The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
Say "Steve Buscemi is hot." with a straight face.
whats a more ladylike way to say "fuck me on your lunch break"?
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
When the cops came you just told them you'd go to your time out corner.
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
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