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so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
Thank you for not puking on my lap during the first class of the semester. And fuck you for doing it in the second.
It was almost as bad as the time I peed on the floor of the Pentagon's subway station.
i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
I have an epic ass bruise from a wheel tonight and I am drunk now because I decided vodka heals all wounds.
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
Few clarical questions about last night: 1. How did we get home? 2. Am I wearing your underwear? 3. Where is Andrea? 4. Guy with nose ring last night hot?
1. You tried hitch hiking "like a pro" and flashed cars while sticking out your thumb until I called Michael. 2. I don't know but probably. 3. Who is Andrea? 4. Hot.
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
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