i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
I think I left a blow job at your house. Can I come down and get it?
I gave it to your brother to give to you.
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
pouring popcorn down my shirt before we went to the bar was the best idea ever. it was delicious and convenient.
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
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