it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
shouldn't i get a discount if shes pregnant?
ok, im coming! i just found some lemon square in my bangs, washing that out..this shit is all over me! was i in a pie eating contest?
yes
did i win? did you like my outfit? or should i change, if you were horny would you bang me?
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
Like who needs a job and family when you can get drunk for free with strippers?
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
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