Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
Sometimes when i'm at a cross roads in life, i think about what i would want my lifetime movie to show what i did
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
i'm drinking with a bunch of phds, i feel very stupid but good about my drinking abilities
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
just peed on my foot to get a spider off. that lazy.
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
Washing vom off hardwood, so much easier than carpet. Thank you adulthood!
I'm sorry. I just realized our 'big night out' ended up being you driving my high ass to get burritos and back.
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
I walk in and my mom has a Christian workout program playing. It's like, gospel music with an "electronic" beat to go with it. And then they try to save your soul at the end. I hate being home.
The fact that you got a stranger guy to buy you a pizza off tinder makes me feel amazing
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
Only good thing about being an essential worker is that I have a letter allowing me to cross the bridge into jersey to get booze
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