white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
I've realized that you're the only friend i can rely on to drink with me any given day. i thank you for that.
And just when I was about to fall asleep, he hit me in the face, and claimed he's a "violent sleeper".
They let me out of the holding cell just in time for me to get the morning-after-pill. Rock bottom feels even worse with all those hormones.
How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
I am still awake. And let me sing you the song of my people. Ahem. "I have a bottle of hydrocodone and you all can fuck off."
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
THEY LEFT ME IN A CLUB BY MYSELF. I’M SO ANNOYED. I’M GOING TO FUCK THEIR BARTENDER FRIEND. Caps only because I’m really mad.
Walk of shame through Chipotle? Check.
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
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