North Korea, Best Korea!
I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
$100 bras are my way of telling my boobs that I love and appreciate them, and all the metaphorical doors they have opened for me.
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
So apparently I initiate sex in my sleep
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
You screamed out "happy birthday Jesus" followed by chugging Bacardi straight out the bottle
I wanted to say "you're a souless cunt" but in a nice way. So I added a smiley face.
No, I barely made it home last nite. Kept telling cab driver I live across the street from Susan Sarandon?? Thank god her coop addy is posted online.
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
Randomize
