Oh shit. I just had to lure him into the bedroom so I could take the list of his negative qualities off the fridge so he wouldn't see.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"
Please tell me why 'cock-a-thon' was auto saved in my phone.
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
the lady next to me just sniffed my hair, smiled, and then fell asleep. I almost started crying from that kind of creepiness
don't cry, we can learn from her
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
Apparently I missed the "You may have to jack off a horse" part of the application.
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
Just laying in bed with my vibrator eating cold tortillas and listening to Savage Garden.
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
Nothing makes me prouder to be liberal and socialist than the idea of desecrating the memory of Ronald Reagan
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