The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
so, just learned that EVERYONE heard pretty much everything last night. my roommates were surprised to learn you're a dirty talker.
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
Yea i think drunk-me kept all my bar receipts, just to throw it in sober-me's face.
if i cared i wouldnt have woken you up by pouring a bottle of soy sauce on you.
is that what this stuff is?
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
He gave me twenty cool ranch tacos and declared, drunk, " Look, I do good"
You sent me a snapchat of you hugging a beer with the caption "best friend"
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
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