oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
Worst part of St. Paddy's...me drunkenly crying to a U2 cover band.
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
it's like his penis is God's way of saying "sorry about his face"
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
Im shrooming at the foot of a tree on top of a mountain. Feeling fly as fuckin socrates and bon iver.
I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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