I love black thongs
People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
I'm not mad at you for letting me use my air mattress as a toilet, i'm mad at you for letting me lay back down on it.
A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
Oooo yea. You face planted on my bed but only half your body made it so you noodled onto the floor but kept saying prepare to be murdered which is when you started taking your pants off but stopped at your ankles cause it was too hard
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
how did i manage to wake up with my bra on backwards?
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
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