I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
Dude before you bang that chick preheat the oven to 425 I wanna make a pizza for afties
they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
Sometimes I just want to serenade his penis with cheesy 80s songs.
Her delivery came. She's ordered a pack of 144 condoms.
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
I just tried to brush my hair with a can opener. Who gave you that brownie
Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
He started saying the pledge of allegiance so his boner would go down. Merica.
I jerked off 12 hours ago exactly. I owe it to my penis to get laid.
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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