She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
you know it is a bad morning when you forget to brush your teeth and eat old gas x in your car because its minty...
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
We're making herpes jokes very loudly and hoping she notices.
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
"But puppies!" Is not an acceptable excuse for trying to drunkenly steal someone's dog, you promiscuous midget!!
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
I feel like I owe her child an apology or something after blowing my load on the tattoo she has of her.
Apparently I was drunk enough to call he police station and ask if there was a problem with me.
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
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