are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
Slut skills are useful in every country.
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
One day we'll be rich enough to go to rehab. Until then, fuck it.
Being hungover in this office is the actual worst. Like they look at me and know I was wasted at 1 am, karaokeing Billy Idol at a gay bar.
A guy just threw up in my lecture of 500 ppl and just got up and walked away
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