their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
don't worry about the neighbors I'm like 99% sure all that snow covered a good portion of our vomit
last night i found out that my 11 year old cousin used me as an example of what not to do in her D.A.R.E. speech. awesome.
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
There's some muscle relaxers in my bedside table. Sorry if my dildo is in the bathroom.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
i think i have weasels eating my brain. Also there is a skeleton staring at me from the back of the bathroom door. it's an awkward vomit. come find me please
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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