he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
I'm so hungover. I just keep eating the otter pops I'm trying to use to get rid of my hickies.
WHO JUST REMOVED THAT SAME BOARD IN TWO MINUTES FLAT WITH NO INJURIES, SHOES, SOCKS, OR BRA?! THIS BITCH. CRACKIN A BEER FOR DA SHOWA. BITCHES AIN'T SHIT MOTHAFUCKA
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
I'm almost positive that you shat in a birdhouse
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
And remember people can't hear you kick ass in space
A condom just fell out of me. Happy Tuesday.
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