Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
I legitimately woke up with a girl trying to snort cocaine off my dick.
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
There was probably a tattoo above her soulless vagina that read 'it's a trap!' Yet you ignored it
I wasn't that drunk, I know my limits. When peeing became difficult I stopped taking shots.
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
Can I please come dance in my bra to destiny's child with you? I'll bring the wine and the glitter
It's a sad night when one of your friend texts you that she's going on a date with someone you know and then invites you to maybe have a drink after
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
I sent him a blank text because I didn't want to "drunk text" him.
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