I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
We're smoking a joint the size of the average penis right now. I may not survive.
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
Come get your sister, she's waving a shoe about and threatened to "teabag the Shit" out of the doorman because she can't check the shoe in.
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
I, soberly, gave myself a concussion trying to take a pic of my vagina. Fuck you and your hangover.
I guess "Ass Fun Friday" is not a thing no matter how many times I say it or bring it up in conversation...
How the fuck am I supposed to enjoy a third ice day from school if I only bought enough alcohol for 2?
I don't know, maybe act like an adult who teaches children for a living
It's like we're not even friends
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
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