He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
and my herpes radar will keep us safe
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
his recent searches consisted of "World record for not bathing" and "Miley Cyrus vs Taylor Swift". Not even i am that desperate.
I could tell by the Randy 'Machoman' Savage "hey brother" that you were beyond inebriated
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
IT'S LIKE SHE TAKES SECRET KUNG FU CUNT LESSONS AND THEN BRUCE LEES ALL OVER EVERYONE.
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
Also, I found out that my dad has the name of every boy that I've ever dated and their physical description, car type and tag number stored in his computer.
Apparently Angela went missing once and he says he learned were to look first and that it's best to have information on hand.
Got laid at work. Yes, AT work, why they let me run this tennis center by myself speaks to their poor judge of character.
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
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