Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
I like how the only thing you spelled correctly is "i'm tequila"
I have decided today is drunk costume day. That is, i woke up still drunk and found costumes all over my floor. Heck yes. This is happening. Come over. Drink.
I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
Fuck going to see The Hunger Games tonight. The only thing I'm hungry for is some dick. Let's go to the bar.
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
He drunk dialed me at 2am asking if he could put a baby in me.
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
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